August 09, 2005

max's first... blind date

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills my mind
I somehow find
You and I collide

gawd, this song makes me so emo. another one of my theme songs. thanks uncleyujyuj for listening to me whine the whole darn night till 6am. i felt so much better but please keep the things i told you between you and me. that has got to be the biggest secret ive ever told anyone. *grins*

anyway, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. me and max had one of the most hilarious outings of the century. han, if you're reading this, i hope you dont mind this entry yea? han is someone i met through THAT has got to be like the weirdest place to get to know someone rite? well, han msged me through because i was earlier searching for an ex's name simply because my hands were itchy. somehow, han's name was almost similar to my ex's name and so he paged me, asking me who i was looking for. a few months down the road of emailing and msning, han finally managed to pester me to meet him. i wont be able to remember our whole conversation but i'll try to make it as accurate as it can be, yea.

han: im going klia. let's meet up at cyber.
becks: dun want la. im shy la.
han: aiyo, let's call it a blind date.
becks: ive stopped doing blind dates since highschool. -.- besides, i dun meet strangers on my own anymore.
han: we'll meet up somewhere with lotsa people then. somewhere very public.
becks: dun wan laa...

*after hours of persuassion, he finally got me to give in*
han: so how? i need to leave soon.
becks: hur... tell u what, why dont u just leave ur num. if i can make it, i'll beep u?
han: okays. *inserts num*

*texted max*
becks: max!!! can u accompany me to meet some dude i met on the net? (i was feeling damn shy okay to type that out. meeting people from the net is soo... old school). pick u up at 5.
max: uh yea, okay.

coincidentally, my damn dumbass lecturer cancelled class for today (we've missed all three classes already!). mch. this is the 2nd time i drove all the way to cyber just to find out there were no classes. fcking idiots. it's like it's not enough that they have to suck so much money from us already, now they've gotta suck our blood and petrol and effort and and ... you get what i mean. i was bored and i didnt wanna make my drive to cyber a 'wastage' and so i texted han to see where he was. went to pick max up and max was EXCITED.

max: so who is he?
becks: dunno.
max: what's his name la?
becks: um, im not sure. something like my ex's.
max: how old is he?
becks: erm, dunno.
max: ehhh he may be 52 and u dont even know!!!
becks: hahaha oh shit!
max: what does he do?!
becks: um.. im not sure. something advertising?
max: what car does he drive?
becks: oh god, i dunno!
max: wtf do u know about him?
becks: huaaa shit! barely anything!
max: ...

drove around and waited for han (i only found out i was suppose to call him han after meeting him ) who got lost. i too am bad with cyber/putra roads and had to rely on max to guide me. we then waited for him at cyberview lodge after he failed to find street mall and ended up in putrajaya.

*drives into cyberview lodge*
becks: eh, are we allowed to enter or something?
max: nvm la. just wave.
*max just cooly waved at the guard as we entered*
becks: so where do we wait? i wanna hide my car and erm, SPY first.
*parks in between cars*
max: hahaha. eh u park here, he cant see anything la.
becks: that's the purpose la. i wanna see him first.
max: wtf. haha. go infront a bit la.
*we then drove around the compound and went in and out of diff parking lots to find the PERFECT parking spot to spy and ended up at WHERE we originally were*
max: ommmmg! i see him! i see him! blue matrix!
becks: oh shit. damn bright rite the color?
max: im scared. ;{
becks: whyyy? eh chill la
max: eh call him laaaaaa....
*han parks somewhere beside us but didnt know it was us*
becks: hahAHahhahaHahahahahaAHAhahhaaaAHAahhaa.
*if i could roll on the floor and laugh, i would. max joined me but she was damn nervous*
max: becks, you're fcking crazy la. GO CALL HIM LA!
becks: dun wan la. shy la. wait for him to call la.
max: oiikkkss... CALL HIM LAAAAAAAAAAA.
becks: O___o
*pulls handbrake down and starts reversing my car and parked beside him*
max: wtffffffff......
becks: chill la babes.
*winds down window*
becks: hi! (with the world's biggest smile)
han: err... hi?

LOL. DAMN FCKING HILARIOUS WEI! before we met up, when han called me. this was our conversation.

*ring rings*
becks: harlow?
han: hey. han ere (sounded like tan though)
becks: erm yea hi. so where do u wanna go?
han: i need beer.
becks: BEEEERR?!!!! O.o
*looks at time. it's not even frigging 4pm!*
han: hur yes, beer.
becks: eh, they dun have beers in cyber la. not that i know off.
han: wtf. ;\ where's the nearest can i get beer?
becks: prolly puchong. i doubt putra has it too. unless u get it from the mini market or something. ;\

(/edited) @ 11:48pm
hoooo! why do MOST people give me the same reaction when i tell them i live in vista komanwel? *grr*

han: so where do u live again?
becks: bkt jalil.
han: where in bkt jalil ler?
becks: vista komanwel?

han: ehhh... isnt that place like... haunted?!

WTF WEI. hahaha. ive got stories from ian, nicole, my bro's friends and ive experienced a couple IN MY OWN DAMN HOME but then.. they've done nothing bad to me though. IS VISTA KOMANWEL REALLY HAUNTED?! :O maybe i should go seek lawrence's help. hmm...

back to meeting him, we communicated through the window and he still insisted he wants beer! we then drove to a nearby italian restaurant. they have beer alrite, but for a frigging rm9.50++ per can. han sure is some heavy drinker cos whenever i speak to him, it's always about partying and drinking.

becks: eh whats up with u and beers?
han: they make me feel light. i drive better when i feel light.
becks: whaat....?! O______O
han: hur yea. i need to drink like two cans before meeting clients and then a couple more after.
becks: hurrrrrr... er .. oh .. kay.
*han continues to order more beers... up to the fourth can*
becks: are u feeling light enough to drive back yet?
han: hurr.. sorta...
becks: okays cool.

and we left after that. seriously, the whole outing was more awkward and hilarious than this. it's undescribably funny. max was screwing me for bringing her out. lol. but hey max, there's always a first time for u, eh? max was chanting over and over again about how much she needs to tell somebody. lol. oh well, she was suppose to type this entry but now she's too lazy so here i am, replacing her. i wont be posting pix anytime soon because the earlier entry is eating up a lot of bandwidth. patience, kids. tomorrow i think i'll pay ronnietheperempuan a visit and we'll do chillis with max before heading over to tmn connaught's pasar malam with maybe ivy, max and ... whoever who wants to come. uncleyujyuj, i cant promise you yc tomorrow though. /me is fcking dead tired. -___-

Posted by becky at August 9, 2005 08:10 PM

eh u forgot the " ehhh he may be 52 and u dont even know!!! "

and i didnt say fcking that much lah!! omg!!! hahahahha.

Posted by: Maxine at August 9, 2005 08:19 PM

it was not MY blind was YOUR blind date!!!

Posted by: Maxine at August 9, 2005 08:20 PM


Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 9, 2005 08:26 PM

oh yea. 52. LOL!

eh, yea it was mine, but ur first! hahahahhaa. this is like a double date in a way. ;\

he smsed me after the outing. haha. i feel damn shy wei.

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 9, 2005 08:26 PM

what did he say !???????

Posted by: Maxine at August 9, 2005 08:35 PM

lol. nothing. just about us having to drink more in the future ;\

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 9, 2005 08:39 PM

muahahahah do i see a second date coming along? AND PLEASE DO NOT BRING ME I TELL YOU!

Posted by: Maxine at August 9, 2005 08:40 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it was awkward la i admit but but, it was an experience u SELDOM get rite?!!!!!!

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 9, 2005 08:43 PM

i dont wanna have this kinda experience man. i rather not have actually. hahah but it was fun lah. seldom have fun in cyber.sooo..:)

Posted by: Maxine at August 9, 2005 09:12 PM

lol okie la. next time ada apa apa yg fun, i wont ajak u. :D

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 9, 2005 09:17 PM

lol jokers

i tot max got hooked up or something, rupanya begini.. keke

Posted by: Terence at August 9, 2005 09:51 PM

hahahahaa memang kisah lawak la ;D

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 9, 2005 10:00 PM

oh trust me i have been on blind dates. and they suck!

Posted by: Maxine at August 9, 2005 10:33 PM

hehehe ookays.

mine always turn out okie. some became exes! lol. most of them remain good friends. :)

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 9, 2005 10:47 PM

well mine remain friends lah of coz. but yeah.
so anyway, yeah call lawrence!!! he's the perfect person for the job mann ..

Posted by: Maxine at August 10, 2005 12:26 AM

Chillis, chillis. The have Chillis here in Bahrain (believe it or not). Hurrr... I have to take pic of the place later.

Posted by: (the other) ian at August 10, 2005 12:32 AM

hahahahaha max, god, ur online friend, THE FUCKER MCH, who spread rumours bout me and my sleeping partners. WTF. thank god uve not met him. u almost did rite? yucks. fcking asshole. FUCK YOU! hahahaha :D

lawrence is perfect for the job but then he dont like to talk about it leh. :(

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 10, 2005 12:38 AM

omfg. IAN, ur in bahrain?!! WHAT ARE U DOING THERE?

how much's the chilis there eh? chilis rules. I LOVE CHILIS! :(

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 10, 2005 12:42 AM

its so blady hazy in cyber. i can't breathe. i can't drive . omggggg... *suffocates*

Posted by: Maxine at August 10, 2005 10:50 AM

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG SOOO DAMN HAZY! i droveee to bangsar and midvalley kenot see anything k!!! my mom now worried bout me going to cyber, ask me skip class. kekeke :D

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 10, 2005 01:02 PM

yeah MMu students trying to petition for holiday. hahahha. lawak la.

Posted by: Maxine at August 10, 2005 05:01 PM

hehehe babi la, they should have public holiday leh. ;( stupid luct, no holiday. tomorrow my off also must go coll. pantat eh. :( but my sis got no school. :(

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 10, 2005 06:28 PM

omg dangerous wei... next time bring sumthing to clobber him with just in case :P

Posted by: feryx at August 10, 2005 11:46 PM

hahaha sounded like a hot date there. AHAHAHAH. but glad to know that you and maxine survived it. :P

the haze is bad enough here in subang. it must be 10 times worse at cyberjaya, huh? :-/

... i miss roti jala. LoL

Posted by: Isobel at August 11, 2005 12:15 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sabby, he's a nice guy ler. why la i nak clobber him all.

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 11, 2005 01:26 AM

hahahaha iso, he was okie la. NOT sooooo bad la. quite gentleman. lol. cyberjaya, the whole place smell so burnt. and the damn luct building's black, looks like it has been burnt down. :(

i think i saw roti jala just now when i was out with max. hahahaha. im kinda sick of it weeeei!!! :D

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 11, 2005 01:29 AM


but nothing abt han's look?

Posted by: SaNdY^dEa at August 11, 2005 03:53 AM

becky tell lah how han looks like. i can't rem dee. hahahahahha

Posted by: Maxine at August 11, 2005 10:16 AM

he smsed me again earlier this morning around 2am. >_<

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 11, 2005 11:35 AM

hurr.. looks normal ler. LOL. i cant remember much myself. sorry ;\

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at August 11, 2005 11:35 AM

aper lar.. =P

Posted by: SaNdY^dEa at August 11, 2005 07:43 PM

hahahahahahaa no la, looks normal ler. not ugly, not super leng jai also. ;D

but as max said, shorter than me means fail. :D

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