June 27, 2005

when being open becomes disturbing

one of the worst things about having a mom that's open about almost everything is to her blabbing too much on things you shouldnt know. yeah, it sounds cool if you could have a mom that you could discuss about almost everything under the sun but there will always be the pros and cons, like everything else. the one topic moms should keep away from discussing with their daughters and nieces will be their sex life with your dad. i just find it gross. mom, please keep it to yourself. it's just down right gross. it made iskii squirm when i told him and terence almost fainted. although she just briefly told us, i swear if the car wasnt moving fast, i wouldve got out of it. below's a snippet of our conversation about my 21st bday plan and the conversation we had in the car.

♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: my mom asked if there will be alot of free sex and mass orgy or not
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: i was like, dun think so kua. nobody i see that i wanna sleep with also
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: ahahhahha
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: free sex and mass orgy
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: ahaahahhahahhahahha
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: damn j0ker la ur mom
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: HAhHhahahah
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: yea and she was telling me and my cousins how my dad perform in bed
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: says he's not bad for a chinese
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: i was like WTF, PLEASE LET ME OUT OF THE CARRRRR
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: :"\
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: too bad my cousin was vrooming too cepat. if ada chance, sure lompat out of the car edi.
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: SERIOUS
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: >.<
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: gross. i told iskii he also geli :"\
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: yahla
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: sila tukar topic
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: tima kaseh
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: hAHaHaHahAHaHahaHaahAHahAHAHAhaHaa
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: my mommmm laaaaaaaaaaaaa
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: >.<
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: she says she's cool with premarital sex. just dont come back pregnant
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: but if dah pregnant, then she kenot do anything lor. still accept
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: WAH
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: DAH ADA LESEN LA TU
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: then she say she sokong it all. she regretted not practising it dulu and stuffs like that
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: well at least u wont kena cincang
٭ Mr. Terence @ Fatboi ٭ says: keke
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: i was like OMGGGGGGGG IM NOT HEARING THIS RITE
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: then all my cousins were like "woaaa, you're so cool. damn revolutionary man"
♀ schädenfreude ♀ says: im giving my mom up for adoption. :"\

now with that mom, i hold this as a proof to your APPROVAL and i shall let my cousins be witnesses. *nods sagely* and, thank you in advance to my cousins who reads this site for not spreading the word. anyways, i just got back from singapore late last nite. i would say it was overall, a good trip. annoying relatives are unavoidable and there were lotsa dramas but i'll just close one eye and say it was a good trip despite how much ive sinned to myself for gorging non stop. on the wedding day itself, one of my aunt lost the expensive orchids (tried googling the name but i didnt get it. hrmphs) for the cake decoration and it was a rush cos we had to hide about it from my aunt and then go search for replacements but it seems to get that particular orchid, you need to order months ahead. well, we were late for the wedding since the driver for the wedding car was in the orchid search as well and we sped and became heroes along the roads of singapore. yeay. *vrooms* the flowers on the main wedding car started flying all over and by the time we reached raffles country club, the flowers were all out of place and it was drizzling and all. it was suppose to be a wedding by the balcony over looking the beautiful scenery and im glad, it happened although it was abit wet. well, yea, i thought it was definitely a wedding to remember. there were alot of other lil dramas here and there but im too lazy to elaborate. cheers to aunt carol. she's finally married. sorry terence and the rest of the mamak gang who are so into her. she's officially taken. *listens to the sighs of disappointments*

apart from that, i was at Street Shoot Out: 2.5 event last week at the carpark of one utama. after attending it, i am now converting myself into a drift fan. it was absofuckinglutely fucktastically orgasmic, i tell you. to get the videos, click here. you can see iskii too! hahaha. damn luck wasnt on iskii's side though cos he was num 17 and missed the qualifying 16 just by one spot. *hugs* you'll do better the next time. anybody wants to go with me to defying grip II challenge instead? hiaks. i'll be posting pix real soon, i hope. that event was mad. filled with kiddoes, dying to see the casts of initial d. it was like a carnival for kids but im glad they all went home right after the appearance of the cars. THANK GOD cos it was the best bit and i definitely wouldnt have enjoyed it if it was infested with lil children who are yet to reach puberty chomping on candy floss, screaming for their mommies as they loiter around. met like half of the world there as well. awesome. anyway, ive got five albums due now. alrite, bitch later. back to editing pix. nites.

p/s: took the Which Malaysian Blogger Are You? quiz and i got kenny. O___o

(/edited) @ 4:41am, 28.06.05

because i love you all, im posting up pix from the sso event. there goes my bandwidth. feast your eyes. piccies are horribly tiny because there were too many. complete album will be up @ tickleme.multiply.com. nites. schweeping suddenly sounds so good.




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Posted by becky at June 27, 2005 04:11 PM
Comments

Sorry, you lost me after the free sex and mass orgy. Where?

Posted by: Albert Ng at June 27, 2005 09:05 PM

that's being really open!

Posted by: shari at June 27, 2005 10:14 PM

that's being DAMN OPEN! woohoo.. mrs. ooi rocks :)

driftingggg ..<3 .... JC ... <3 ...get it? ahhahahah

Posted by: Maxine at June 27, 2005 10:31 PM

J..e..r... C... got it got itt.. mwahaha ;D:D:D:D::D

Posted by: Terence at June 28, 2005 12:35 AM

albert, hahahahaha. *whacks you*

shari, very uncomfortably open, that is. :"\

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 28, 2005 12:55 AM

hahahahahaaa yes max, u said that the first time u met my mom too. lol. JEREMIE CURZON? :O hahahahahahaa. sshhh....

terence, sssshhhh... :D

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 28, 2005 12:56 AM

omg .. SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Maxine at June 28, 2005 02:42 AM

hahaha kantoi. if got someone from drift.com.my visit here, hahah w0oooots

Posted by: Terence at June 28, 2005 02:46 AM

er, actually there are a few :"\

iskii even leaves the drift.com.my link here when he comments. :"O but then again, he knew about it already what. :D

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 28, 2005 02:47 AM

haha

max wat perkembangan? added at frenster rite? wat next? :P

beckyyy i wanna print out those pictures.. as in the one wid the pink car :">

Posted by: SaNdY^dEa at June 28, 2005 10:44 AM

omg? she didnt?!!!! MAX YOU ADDED HIM?! haha. woa, damn brave. *salutes*

hahahahaha okie, i'll send to you when i see you online k. :P

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 28, 2005 10:59 AM

wah sekali lagi, keglamouran terserlah kat sini... w0oots

Posted by: Terence at June 28, 2005 11:40 AM

of course!! should start charging you guys man. LOL!

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 28, 2005 11:48 AM

OMG I DIDNT ADD HIM LAH

SANDY, WHO TOLD U I ADDED?

hello i'm not that desperate wei. i always suka ppl quietly first wan.. until got contact to berkenalan, baru la add add .. hahahaha .. :P

Posted by: Maxine at June 28, 2005 02:42 PM

el oh el!

Posted by: di0n at June 28, 2005 03:37 PM

wah damn open! i thought my mom quite open but ur mom is the champion :D p.s i think i look cute in one of the photos HAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: feryx at June 28, 2005 04:31 PM

hahahaAHAHahaha actually if u want his msn, isky offered to give. so just inform me k max? :"P you know i love you and will do almost anything to help u capai ur impian. :D

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 28, 2005 05:08 PM

lol, dion, are u sick? :P

sabby, do u want to adopt her? haHaHAHAHahaHAhahaa. wah which pix? the one we ambil sendiri wan? with gerald?

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 28, 2005 05:09 PM

becky, erm nvm lah. i'll like him for afar dulu.


di0nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!! :P

Posted by: Maxine at June 28, 2005 08:44 PM

Not fun~!

Posted by: Ivan at June 28, 2005 09:00 PM

hello pretty x) i love ur mum lots kae . rmb i said i had a crush on her .hahahah . too bad i wasnt around to hear it . and the driver of the bride's car was adorable wasnt he ? anyway, u looked great on that day . do rest well . lucky u. ive gotta go to sch . >.< do send me pics yea? i want 20layers one . xP kidding . mwaaah `

Posted by: evan at June 28, 2005 09:08 PM

ivan, whtas not fun?

Posted by: Maxine at June 28, 2005 10:07 PM

max, this sunday come laaaaaa. u can be under the same tent as him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O *hears max screaming her lungs out*

ivan, sunday u coming yea? :P

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 28, 2005 11:07 PM

haAHahHAhahaHaHAa evan, 20 layered undies?!! WOA, ur that wet? :O he must be SUPEEEER HOT. anyways, the DRIVER i was talking about was jojo. ho ho ho. :P will burn for u into a cd ler the pix from m'cca and singapore.

max, i think he ment the sso event kua.

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 28, 2005 11:10 PM

u think i dont want ah???? under same tent with him sure want laaa .. oh gee.. i sound desp. but hahah i'll be in pg .. :(

Posted by: Maxine at June 29, 2005 12:09 AM

O.o

i'm gonna pretend i didn't see any of this.

Posted by: bangbang at June 29, 2005 04:02 AM

iskiiiii... hahaha yes you better please pretend you didn't. thanks =)

Posted by: Maxine at June 29, 2005 08:29 AM

max, haAHaahaHAahAHhaAHAHa kantoi! iskii terbaca! :P

hai bii :P

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 29, 2005 09:18 AM

takpe lah. iskii baik hati. he won't say anything I HOPE! hahahahha ...

Posted by: Maxine at June 29, 2005 12:27 PM

muahAhaHaHaHahaa... u better keep ur fingers crossed. baru pergi buat cake shop survey from pj - oug - sri petaling. so penat, going to bed soon. then must wash all the rice cooker and trays for yeengs bday then go for yeeng's bday. :"D

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 29, 2005 01:23 PM

hahah . jo has a 20 layer one , that i know . saw alred . damn cute lah . oh u said driver of the WEDDING CAR . i tot it was him . sighs . hahahah. anyways .yeah burn it only when u have the time okae ? no hurry . u have like 4 months to do it . then i'l see u in october and collect it . DROOLS- hahahah . lots of love- thanks prettie ! x)

Posted by: evan at June 29, 2005 05:44 PM

hehehehe u coming this oct? not many coming, i heard. gossip later. hhaahaha. why would jo have 20 layers? :"X he's not into him too, is he? :O

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at June 29, 2005 06:28 PM

and yes i should be coming this oct . i hope lah . why why ? whats the gossip . i dont think shes into him . hahah it just so happens she has a few . x) ohwells . u takecare alright . i dont see u online nowadays eh ? busy partying ?

Posted by: evan at July 1, 2005 10:31 PM

and yes i should be coming this oct . i hope lah . why why ? whats the gossip . i dont think shes into him . hahah it just so happens she has a few . x) ohwells . u takecare alright . i dont see u online nowadays eh ? busy partying ?

Posted by: evan at July 1, 2005 10:31 PM

hahahahaha no man, busy sleeeping and bumming :(

jojo? few what eh? layers or fans? O_o

im lost! :X

Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at July 2, 2005 12:11 AM

hahahahaha no man, busy sleeeping and bumming :(

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