Monthly Archives: February 2006

definition of *ahem ahem*

definition of *ahem ahem*

lol. here’s another funny conversation i had about five mins ago. i was asking a dear friend of mine, nina, about stuffs she has done with her boy. she’s damn goody-goody la konon.
schadenfreude says: so what have u guys done?
schadenfreude says: french?
schadenfreude says: not yet *ahem ahem* yet rite ;\
nina says : haha erm yeah
nina says : define ahem ahem
nina says : hahahahha
schadenfreude says: woaaa
schadenfreude says: sleep la
schadenfreude says: have sex
schadenfreude says: make love
schadenfreude says: sexual intercourse
schadenfreude says: fuck
schadenfreude says: bed
schadenfreude says: bang
nina says : hahahaha
nina says : walau
nina says : macam dictionary
nina says : no la of course not
schadenfreude says: do it
schadenfreude says: get laid
schadenfreude says: want somore?
schadenfreude says: then got touch boobs all ah?
schadenfreude says: pheew witt
not bad, rite, my vocabs power. but only when it comes to things like that. heh. oye, give me a break la, im fcking stressed and it’s only entering my second week of the semester. bahs. iskii’s on the way back from ipoh now. he actually injured his less-than-five-days-old 180’s “nose” in ipoh. OUCH. my poor bii. *pats* (yes, sabby, i love using *action words in astericks*). lol. quite random rite me. well, sabby blogged about how annoying it is to read *hugs*, *muacks*, *pats* etcetcetcetc… okay, should stop wasting time already. ive got classes from 9-6 tomorrow. baaaahs and so much work!
p/s: bahsss (again!). my pet bro just told me about his big birthday bash in singapore and he invited me and iskii to go over this weekend. damn last min rite. i want to but there’s so much to plan. i guess i’ll just skip it. *SIGHS*

our deepest sexual fantasies revealed!

our deepest sexual fantasies revealed!

ms. char bor* says: but you know what
ms. char bor says: i tell you a secret if you promise not to tell anyone
schadenfreude says: ;\
schadenfreude says: what’s ur secret?
schadenfreude says: O.o
ms. char bor says: i would date you if im a guy
ms. char bor says: would fuck you too
ms. char bor says: hahahahhah
schadenfreude says: er?
schadenfreude says: why ah?
ms. char bor says:why? because youre attractive
schadenfreude says: I AM SOOOOOOOO NOTTTT?!!!!
schadenfreude says: omfg ;\
schadenfreude says: *faints*
ms. char bor says: but that is IF im a guy lar ok. dont be afraid of me
ms. char bor says: muahaha
ms. char bor says: you areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

schadenfreude says: wahahahahaha im sooo gonna blog this wei
schadenfreude says: minus ur name : D
ms. char bor says: noooooooooooooooo
ms. char bor says: hahahhahah
schadenfreude says: dont worry, i’ll delete ur name
schadenfreude says: oye, u damn big joker la oi
ms. char bor says: im serious lar
ms. char bor says: i think youre attractive
ms. char bor says: youre witty
ms. char bor says: youre pretty
ms. char bor says: youre humorous
ms. char bor says: youre bubbly
ms. char bor says: muahahah
ms. char bor says: so many

schadenfreude says: okay, did u just agree to someone’s dare in a game of truth or dare?
schadenfreude says: so are you!!!
ms. char bor says: nope
schadenfreude says: you’re one hot mama ; D
ms. char bor says: you havent seen me lar dei
ms. char bor says: anyway i was saying
ms. char bor says: i would fuck lila* too
schadenfreude says: … like uve seen me?
ms. char bor says: just to fuck
ms. char bor says: hahahahah
schadenfreude says: oh
schadenfreude says: so im just a just-for-fuck type la?
ms. char bor says: no lar
ms. char bor says: like i said i would date you
schadenfreude says: hellow wham bam thank you madam type ; \

schadenfreude says: wahahaha
ms. char bor says: i know you better than i know lila…. lila is based on looks
ms. char bor says: hahahhahah
schadenfreude says: but yea, she’ll make a good resume if i get to sleep with her if im a guy
ms. char bor says: do i sound psychotic
ms. char bor says: hahahhahah
schadenfreude says: but she’s got attitude prob wei
schadenfreude says: no, it’s cool to have sexual fantasies
ms. char bor says: who cares? i just wanna fuck her crazy
ms. char bor says: with a strap on dildo
ms. char bor says: muahahahhahahahhahahahahha

ms. char bor says: okie im crazy
ms. char bor says: la la la
schadenfreude says: ur just too bored oi
ms. char bor says: no lar
ms. char bor says: hmm i think its normal
ms. char bor says: some girls think like me too
ms. char bor says: if they are a guy who they would fuck
ms. char bor says: we were just looking at myb members the other day….then suddenly it popped into my head
ms. char bor says: okie id shut up
ms. char bor says: change subject
schadenfreude says: hahaha
schadenfreude says: yeaa
schadenfreude says: i do stuffs like that too
schadenfreude says: wahahaha
schadenfreude says: no la im cool about it ; D
ms. char bor says: what do you mean
schadenfreude says: say things like “if i’m a guy, i’d do her” : D
ms. char bor says: hahahahahaha
ms. char bor says: the thing is i always tell that to a guy friend when we are out clubbing or something
ms. char bor says: never fail to shock them
ms. char bor says: hahahahah
schadenfreude says: … standard laaa
schadenfreude says: but it’ll be weird for guys to say things like that though
schadenfreude says: “if i’m a guy, i’d do him”
schadenfreude says: that’s so not right. LOL

ms. char bor says: hahahahhaahh
ms. char bor says: imagine that
ms. char bor says: hes a bi
ms. char bor says: im bi-curious
schadenfreude says: wttf ; \
schadenfreude says: LOL
ms. char bor says: but i wouldnt experiment it
ms. char bor says: why
ms. char bor says: im just curious
schadenfreude says: hehehehehe
schadenfreude says: well, go try with a female lor
schadenfreude says: ; \
ms. char bor says: but i dont think i have the guts if the girl is standing in front of me stark naked
schadenfreude says: if you’re really that curious
schadenfreude says: yea
schadenfreude says: i wouldnt too
schadenfreude says: snogging, i dare.
schadenfreude says: but only if im tipsy
ms. char bor says: i think it would be very gelifying
schadenfreude says: sleeping with a girl. no no. though im a fan of boobies
schadenfreude says: yes, indeed.
ms. char bor says: coz errrrrrrrrrrr touch boobies
ms. char bor says: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
schadenfreude says: i’m a boooby person
ms. char bor says: im a fan of boobies but not sucking it
ms. char bor says: hahahahhahaha
schadenfreude says: true that
schadenfreude says: point taken.
ms. char bor says: maybe just poke a bit
ms. char bor says: hahahaha
schadenfreude says: wahahaha and sqquuuueeeze

ms. char bor says: nutter
schadenfreude says: … okay chup enough. later i stim
ms. char bor says: its weird tho, i mean im pretty solid myself but yet when i see other boobies, i cant stop staring at it
ms. char bor says: not on purpose you know
schadenfreude says: yes!!!
ms. char bor says: giler
schadenfreude says: omfg. im attracted to booobies
schadenfreude says: they’re like metals and im the magnet

ms. char bor says: arse also nice
ms. char bor says: hahahahhahah
schadenfreude says: anything squeeezable is nice
ms. char bor says: especially on blacks
schadenfreude says: *squeezes you*
ms. char bor says: ewww
ms. char bor says: ms. char bor tendangs becks
schadenfreude says: urh, ive not tried all colors yet
schadenfreude says: eeeeyouch
ms. char bor says: neither have i
ms. char bor says: they just look squeezable
schadenfreude says: LOL. really? the ones ive met are pretty tough.
ms. char bor says: yeah maybe bcoz they are flat
ms. char bor says: and bony
ms. char bor says: yucks
ms. char bor says: spank also hand pain
ms. char bor says: muahahahah i like biting my hubbys arse
ms. char bor says: if possible i wanna chew it like a rubber ball
ms. char bor says: hahahahhah

schadenfreude says: hahahaha
schadenfreude says: no, they’re pretty built actually
schadenfreude says: at least, the ones available here
schadenfreude says: : O
schadenfreude says: chew somore
ms. char bor says: hahahaha
ms. char bor says: yeahlar
ms. char bor says: soft mah
sch

pimping ikea

pimping ikea

i just got back from ikea’s clearance sales. the only reason why im suppose to drive 60km (to and fro) away is because of this lovely film strip photo frame ive been eyeing on for almost a year now. but rm39 wasnt worth it. it is now down to rm9 and ive been looking for people to accompany me there since early last week but well, i couldnt find any. *scrunches lips and does the bitchy eye* anyway, i couldnt wait any longer cos the sales are ending soon and i’m only free on weds and fridays. going to ikea anytime from fri-sun is suicidal because the crowd’s just gonna kill you. anyway, i couldnt really find anyone to accompany me today so ive decided to go alone. yes, omfg, becky actually DOES shopping alone! 😀
oh well, at least, i thought i was gonna be alone. heh (my plan to shop alone somehow has never seem to work before so far). ivy, my beloved pfs chi mui, was sending her dog for grooming at pet safari so we’ve managed to meet up when supertkjsupermodellesampatqueenELLE joined us. wheee, that makes three of us. and then during lunch, andrew, sammie <3, darren and bobo (darren's imaginary friend who was killed yesterday but got reincarnated today. i know. it's so wtf rite. lol) came and joined us for lunch while ivy's mom and sis joined her for lunch at the other table. anyway, it was good. i am happy. no, wait. i was disappointed at first. like REALLY REALLY DISAPPOINTED because i really went all the way to ikea just to get those frames but they were ALL sold out. the workers there were friendly enough to go through alot of hassle just to check if there were anymore stocks left. *big fishy pout* but i got myself a wooden notice board, a laundry bag with stands and an ultra sleek table lamp.
anyway, im too lazy to edit any piccies from my many erm, outings, so i’m just gonna post my bii’s car. it has been PIMPED! hah. after a month and a half later, it’s finally done. no more scratches. no more dents. i thought his 180 could never be saved but erm, it could! and it’s lookiiiiing so muccchhh sexier. sexier than expected but erm, it seems to have more funny noises. LOL. anyway, lets let the pictures do the talking! i stole them from his friendster and his post in dcm. sorry bii. im proud of your first gf, you see. whereeeee else can you find another babe like me who is proud of her bf’s first girlfriend?



before i end this entry, bii, thank you, for you know what. i love you, bii.
p/s: i just got a MAIL from google.com. a PHYSICAL mail, okay. whee, keep clicking on my google adsense peeps!
currently listening to: tears for fears – mad world

beck’s unhappy with the way things are

beck’s unhappy with the way things are

sade – by your side
you think i’d leave your side baby
you know me better than that
you think i’d leave you down when you’re down on your knees
i wouldn’t do that
i’ll tell you you’re right when you want
ha ah ah ah ah ah
and if only you could see into me
oh when you’re cold
i’ll be there
hold you tight to me
when you’re on the outside baby and you can`t get in
i will show you you’re so much better than you know
when you’re lost and you’re alone and you cant get back again
i will find you darling and i will bring you home
and if you want to cry
i am here to dry your eyes
and in no time
you’ll be fine
you think i’d leave your side baby
you know me better than that
you think id leave you down when you’re down on your knees
i wouldn’t do that
i’ll tell you you’re right when you wrong
ha ah ah ah ah ah
and if only you could see into me
oh when you’re cold
i’ll be there
hold you tight to me
when you’re low
i’ll be there
by your side baby
oh when you’re cold
i’ll be there
hold you tight to me
oh when you’re low
i’ll be there
by your side baby

so the damn sweet. *sighs* anyways, dennis died on me today. but i managed to drag from sec 14, peejay to cyber and back to kelana jaya. dennis is sloo..owly falling apart. btw, if you do not know WHAT dennis is, he’s my 1983 mistubishi galant. i guess im just gonna stay in and watch dvds. i have, afterall, been going out too much lately. classes will begin this coming monday and LUCT, being LUCT, has not come up with a timetable. howwww BRILLIANT, they are, arent they?
speaking of LUCT, a chick from somewhere emailed me just because i said i was not happy with LUCT and asked me to JUSTIFY myself. best of all, she was just a “student interested in enrolling with LUCT”. my take on it? i think she’s some marketing people from LUCT, pretending to be a student. here’s another REASON why im not happy with LUCT, should there be more ppl who PLAN to email me. LUCT is charging me rm13,750 just for a semester. the letter they sent me clearly stated only rm11,500 + resource fees = rm12,000. now, where did the extra rm1,750 come from? their justification? “oh, that’s just the minimum requirement. rm11,500’s like the least YOU should pay”. wtf? now, here’s a funnier bit that they told my friends when they went to register the next day. “oh, because you see, for your degree course, you are suppose to pay rm24k per year but since you only paid rm12,000 last semester, you’re suppose to pay the rest this semester”. WWWHATTTHEFUCCCK la. but you know what, i shall not bitch any further. THEY ARE BRILLIANT, alright. because it is my last sem, i shall not say anything. i’ll pay the rm13,750, graduate and bye, i dont want anything to do with LUCT anymore. i really liked the place during my earlier years there. the lecturers were somehow more dedicated. of course, we do come across great lecturers once in a while but that’s such a rare occurence lately.
p/s: to all marketing peeps from LUCT, i know how much effort you guys have been putting in to promote the place, but, could you at least get the bursary department to give us a better justification on why we are charged the extra rm1,750? that’s not a small amount, y’know.

my biiloved, bii.

my biiloved, bii.

we were discussing about a certain someone’s lovelife just right before we left. i then realise that i couldnt help it but just keep falling deeeeeper in love with iskii. we continued the discussion (well, sorta) as he was sending me home when he was telling me about this certain couple and that they’re very happy right now.
becks: well, are WE happy, bii?
iskii: well, i am happy. arent you?
becks: very very bii. very happy.
and i couldnt help but slide over to his side and gave him a big hug and a peck on the cheek. actually, i was leaning on him most of the time as he was driving me home. i mean, heck, it’s four a.m. we could even stop and hump in the car because everyone’s asleep anyway. but let me share with you guys a secret. ive never felt so secure in a man’s arms before. i love you, bii. more than any words could say and any picture could paint.


happy belated valentine’s day, y’all

clicky here for vday photos

becks is in love with otters, loris and skunks!

becks is in love with otters, loris and skunks!

(/edited) @ 4:20pm
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS BETTER THAN STRIKING A LOTTERY?! to have your FUCKING PERIOD AFTER THREE MONTHS, OF COURSE!. the doc was about to send me to SJMC for a full check up for endometriosis because ive been SUFFERING for months! congrats, becky, confuckinggrats. when i called iskii, he congratulated me like as though i won a lottery. yeay! now peeps, you can keep pissing me off for all i care cos im FUCKING on top of the world now. tata!
(/edited)
hi. 😀 i had the bestest best best sunday ever. btw, happy belated chap goh meh, belated chinese valentines and happy valentines! 🙂
i want a nookii board game. I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WAAAANTTTTT!!!!!!!! *stomps feet* get it for me, and i’ll shower u with lotsa love. *WINKS* actually, the rest here would be sufficient too. LOL!
i went to the petting zoo today. frigging fun. im now a big fan of the otters and slow loris and SKUNKS!! OMFGGGG. im going to drag iskii there sooooon. be prepared bii.










btw, I HAVE CONQUERED MY BIGGEST FEAR!!!!!. i finally had the guts to hold this tiny lil snake which had its mouth tied (but only on my second attempt). i cried during my first. sorry, if you havent noticed, i have a REALLY HUGE PHOBIAAAAAAAA of snakes since young. I HAVE MY REASONS WHY LA. but yea, i er, held a snake just now.
and then later in the day, i dragged iskii and my bunch of great buddies to throw oranges at taman jaya because it was the chinese valentines day and single ladies are suppose to throw oranges into lakes/seas and guys ARE suppose to go catch them with nets. but it seems just now, someone had a makeshift boat to go pick them up from the lakes.
and i rode on iskii in public just now. come to think of it, damn bloody pai-seh-fying! i forgot we were surrounded by thousands of ppl. everyone was staring cock at us cos we were the only morons to bring mats but hey, it wasnt such a bad idea what. 😀

and oh, peeeps, just keeeep saying RETARDED whenever possible because that is the word of the day! or at least, mine. heh. ta!
p/s: im so lazy, i extracted this entry from my other journal site. TERROR rite? also, the pix arent in their usual collage form because, i wanna emphasize more on the few chosen piccies (which im yet to edit and put up).

say no to dota!

say no to dota!

(/edit) @ 11:07pm
im at terence’s place, watching ivan, sandy and terence rolling on his bed. ivan suggested we have a group sex since there are two girls and two guys here.
sandy: eh cant ler. im having my period.
ivan: so? that doesnt stop me from wanting to have sex.
terence: oi! DONT PAIP BOCOR on my bed please.
and the three of them continued rolling, while ivan goes shirtless and erm, bottomless and the rest struggling to hug bolsters. 😀
(/edit)
AIRGGGGH!!!! im still sick!!!! and this time, it’s worst! *pouts* even the docs dont really know what’s wrong and keep doing urine test etc and still not find out the problem. omfg. it has been going on for months! *pulls hair and screams* bahs, there’s no point in me going on and on about it. but it’s fucking disturbing alright. eesh. anyways, this year’s mamak gang annual vday group date might not be happening because well, people just refuse to give confirmation earlier and ive sorta been “banned” from joining just because im not so single anymore. bahs humbug. anyways, i think fuDOTAck should be FUCKING BANNED. i was telling iskii on how i should really write to the newspapers and other authorities twenty good reasons on how it’s damaging our societies. har, take that you all! hrrrmphs! anyway, i’ll continue my post with pictures. ta!












p/s: this site is NOT demented, deranged nor weird. thank you.

happy hokkien new year!

happy hokkien new year!

happy hokkien chinese new year!

wheee! im hokkien but i was busy mamaking and my parents dont pray to tne kong anymore so i didnt get the chance to pray with all the sugarcanes and what nots. the sky’s filled with firecrackers/works (my bii insists they’re called firecrackers) and poor stoney’s afraid. ive got to constantly hug him or he’ll just keep standing on his two feet while calling me with his other two *cue for everyone to go “aww…”*
i met up with berd tonight after many months. he’ll be flying off to bangkok next, this tuesday morning. BERD, we’re so gonna miss you. he bought us girls cute lil tees that are transparent and wouldn’t let me pick the one with a crocodile on it. *pouts* girls, come pick your tees from me asap. check gmail, k.
cny this year was slightly better than the past years. im suspecting my urine infection is back because i feel so crappy and according to google, im having all the urine infection symptoms. it FUCKING hurts. i should really go see the doc again but it’s such a depressing thingy cos ive been seeing the docs more than an average person does in a year. i was out earlier with the myb-ians and boy was it fun to bully self-proclaimed cute, kylie. heh, sorry babes… but i wasnt alone in the whole bullying scenario, was i? alrites. nites. im feeling really squeamish atm. ta!

happy 4th monthlyversarii, beckiskii!

happy 4th monthlyversarii, beckiskii!

(/edited) @ 12:36pm, 02.02.06
just got back from the veterinary faculty in universiti putra malaysia (upm). great service and amazing doctors. the doctors that attended stoney were malays too. how surprising. made a couple of friends myself. too bad stoney’s anti-social to both cats and dogs. the doc cant really determine what’s wrong with him but stoney did lose 2kg in just a matter of one week. poor thing. ive got more to tell but im too lazy. might post piccies later of him while he was in my car. take care peeps. BTW, why do i always turn and look at the clock when it’s 4:44am? it’s all accidental, ok. not on purpose. *grits teeth* meanwhile, below’s a pix i hotlinked from sandy’s site. sandy, what’s going on? tudung for cny? TSK! *heartbreaks*


(/edited)
HAPPY 4th MONTHLYVERSARII BII!

thanks for always being there for me bii and for being able to tolerate all my nonsenses. *hugs* i’m actually feeling really really down now though because stoney seems to have suddenly lost his appetite, isnt eating, shivering 24/7, and has a very very bad temper. he also seems to be having fever and red spots all over his body (which could be due to bad mosquito bites).
fucking shit. why must the bloody holiday last so long because all the fcking vets are closed. stoney means the whole world to me and i cannot afford to have anything happen to him.
p/s: spoilt my fav heels yest at asia cafe. SCREW YOU! i’m full of angst now. *sighs*