reasons to marry a chinese girl

reasons to marry a chinese girl

(/edited) @ 5:13am, 17.12.05
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i want THIS TOYBOY for xmas. yum yum sexmas. *slurps* okay, i know it’s freaky la but it’s cute wei. up for grabs for only USD6900. get me one! *drools* heh, kidding but i dont mind if you really DO WANNA GET ME ONE. 😛 off to m’cca later today. kl’s starting to get on my nerves. ta!
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i got this from my beautiful sandy.
Reasons To Marry a Chinese Girl
1. Because they will love and support you with all their heart
2. Because their skin is silky smooth
3. Because they are passionate
4. Because they have such charm
5. Because they always look younger than you thought
6. Because they are enchanted by the West
7. Because their language is like poetry
8. Because they make a great home
9. Because your children will be so beautiful
10. Because their families will love you
11. Because they are so interested in you
12. Because they want YOU!
ho ho ho. it’s super crappy rite but arent you proud to be chinese? ive always been and will always do. i think i’d like to come up with my own list someday. maxine, dont la terasa. you can always come up with your own “reasons to marry an eurasian”. terrymcberry already came up with a reason. YOU SHOULD MARRY AN EURASIAN because… that eurasian is maxine. that’s so sweet. if only there’s someone who is THAT sweet to me. *hugs terence* i am so addicted to crossword puzzles and sudokus from malaysiantoday and now im searching and doing them online. go try them. addictive shit!
okays. am gonna catch a midnite movie. watching chronicles of narnia later. tata. *beams*
p/s: sandy and terry, sila berbaik semula asap okay. quick quick kiss kiss and make up. *mwahs*
(/edited) @ 9.19pm
I JUST FOUND OUT FROM SANDY THAT HER MOM’S CRAZY OVER SUDOKUS TOO. and that thestarnewspaper is promoting it too. i didnt know that. woo hoo, now everyone’s into sudokus. you guys should lepak more with me and iskii at coffee joints, staring at the crossword puzzles and sudokus for hours and solve them together-gether, okay? 😛 w00ts.
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(/edited) @ 9.29pm
ive tried making this a short entry but i cant help adding stuffs. GUYS AND GIRLS, BE WARNED. terrymcberry who now went through a major makeover is officially the tai lou (big brother) of mamak gang. please be informed that if you were to bump into him on the streets, bow down to show your respect or else… dont say i didnt warn you. below is a picture of him to help you recognise him. god bless.

*ROAR* *ROAR*

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60 Responses

  1. and YES! Terence was sooo sweet when he said that. I nearly teared. I hope he meant it though. 😀

  2. iskii. HAHAHAHA. this iskii dah lama tak comment. i miss seeing “bangbang” here. 🙁 *meow*
    i know a lot of pussies though. US!! 😛 *ROAR*

  3. hahahahaha. 😀 😀 I just had MCDS for dinner. not a good idea since I have food poisoning, but screw itt…

  4. oiks. why u all fighting over copy cats now.
    copycat is iskii’s breed ler. sila jgn gaduh. you all are like FAMILY to him… i think. 🙂
    so we are all copy .. er cats? 😀

  5. hehehe i’ll love you and PROTECT YOU FROM ALL EVIL, sandy DEAR.
    *ROAR*
    *strips maxine and leaves her dangling kat the jambatan of klcc*
    why u buwee sandy 🙁

  6. sandy, berd says the barang barang in sri lanka damn cheap so im asking him to go shopping for me. kakaka. 😛
    i think the guys are free though. 😛

  7. hahah oh yea, and also must bring them in all. in the end, lagi mahal than locals. but then they’re prolly good in bed leh. sandy also good. worth it kua. 😛 😛 😛 dun ask me how i know kay 😛

  8. babe ! (:
    i,m so glad you,re friending me again. hahah.
    sudokus not nice lah ! they make my brains ooze out from my ears.you gotta teach me how to play kae? brrr, not my type of game. and its certainly not addictive at all.
    i,m gonna see you tmr! i don,t care.if you come on sunday,i,m not gonna forgive you. NEVER! (: come tomorrow uh.
    i,m gonna crash.

  9. hehe yea. now we’re buddies again. LOL. damn 14-year-olds me man. 😛
    hehe yea, sudokus drain you out big time but it takes ur mind off stuffs. 😛
    lol. i think im going later today la. nothing much to do in kl anyway. 🙂
    and did u LOVE listening to my voice on the phone just now? HO HO HO.

  10. i like the toy boy thing HAHAH i also want one for xmas… it’s hot lol customized dicks ROFLLL unplug wannn LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL it’s funny… i shud buy one ahha

  11. sabby, YES!!!!!!!!!! GET ME ONE since i introduced it to you. PLEASE. i wannnnt a toyyy boy with detachable dicks that can DO any position you wish, where YOU are the one playing the dominant role, which wont COMPLAIN that you’re fat/ugly/heavy, and has DICKS in any SIZE you WANT! :O that’s quite a mouthful rite? 😛

  12. sandy, WHY SRI LANKA? gila ah? O.o i wanna go shopping kat bangkok. i heard iskii’ going there again soon. *jeles* anyway, sandy, thanks for last nite. you know, i know enough. love you babes. *muuuuacksss*
    max, xmas u throw us a party la 🙂

  13. woa weekiat :O
    fancy seeing you here. dion’s on his way back to m’sia. he’ll be reaching kl tomorrow night. he was in hawaii for erm, a couple of months. 😛
    p/s: if you happen to check back this comment box, add me in msn wei. tickleme@email.com 😛