BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *bergoleks (rolls) on floor laughing my ass off* i think im a little too stressed. no wait, VERY VERY… but yet i do my work at such a slow rate. anyways, i was suppose to do my assignment but i got fed up and wondered how kii’shair (my future son, hopefully, and i think it’s like the coolest coolest macho macho macho name with MEANING, ok) will look like. it’s a private joke between me and iskii and so ive decided to buat lawak (basically means doing stupid stuffs). i dont have iskii’s colored photos but only the iskymoodwebcamspiccies he took for me and so i had to make do with it. below’s the result of me and iskii’s face, combined and also a few others whom ive decided to disturb.

bwahahahahahahahahaha. damn fcking scary man. sorry bii, but it does look scary.

sandy looks like the bunny from bambi here. haha.

hahahahahaha. tin kit, i love you, i really do but but … muahahahahahhahahahaa. thank god tin kit thinks he still looks hot here. imagine our kids! *cringes*

sorry gftuhan aka yeeng. but you do look like someone ive known somewhere before. familiar siuts. sandy thinks you look like mrs. doubtfire here. *gulps*

terence, i guess i can never be the mother to your child…

terence is so picky. he disliked all of them and told me to edit properly cos they all look so funny. i agree, terence, but then im so lazy to re-edit.
NOTICE HOW MY EYES AND LIPS LOOK DIFF IN EVERY PIX. i have weird features. *gulps* i hope you all arent offended. i can see how bad i am at photoshop. please dont seek revenge. i just wanted to see how our future ‘kids’ would look like. i guess, i cant marry any of you. *sighs* good luck next life, i guess. *pats herself on her back* on an even sadder note, i might be failing one of my film studies subject. chances are high and it’ll be my first time ever failing a subject. doing degree is so different from diploma. i was so used to getting all As and Bs and now in degree, i can only strive to pass.
and oh, abe checked on my maxis bill the other night and he told me ive only used rm35, which means i have a balance of rm40++ more to go till the 28th and so ive decided to play smart and call my long lost primary good friend, sherry, all the way in melbourne on my mobile. i thought it was only rm0.99/min and so we chatted for quite a while. turns out after i hung out, it was rm2.20/min for off peak hours. my heart dropped and i almost died. my dad is so going to kill me. anyway, i bugged ronnietheperempuan and abe the whole night about my bill since they’re working in maxis and all. abe sure had a great time laughing his ass off at my own stupidity because before this, we were talking about how i should spend my rm40++ credit and i suggested i should call overseas to make it finish quicker. the thing was, i was required to subscribe to some dumbass premium idd rates to be able to get the rm0.99/min and well, i misread everything and called melbourne. tah-dah. *hands herself dumbass of the century’s award*
anyway, ronnietheperempuan checked for me my bill today and he told me my australian call was charged at only rm19.80. holyyyysfucks. they did charge me rm0.99/min! i dunno how or why but i dun care. *sighs of relief* so yea, ive got about another rm20++ more to go before the 28th. who to call? who to call? who to call?! *looks at sherry* it was so nice speaking to you after ten years. i miss all you cpt-arians badly! and guess what? liverpool did a miracle once again! *wiggles booty* if you didnt watch the match, sorry baby, youve missed out alot! it was the bestest bestest bestest best match ive ever seen in years. anyway, i might be going to see my bii drifting in extreme park later. wanna come? nites!