Monthly Archives: January 2005

goldilocks of bukit jalil

goldilocks of bukit jalil

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. guess what people?! there’s a goldilocks in bukit jalil! *points at yours truly* yeaps! i am now blonde with curls. FOR REAL! *does her boogie dance* it’s a friggin long story and it was not intentional. my intentions of going to bukit bintang was to shop for shoes, a bag and ear rings but we ended up spending almost six hours in the saloon. WTF! yes, six friggin hours and poor yeeng had to seat next to me and watch the whole process killing her silently. so so sorry yeeng. i know you wanted to shop and this whole hair thing was really not intentional. forgive me, please. and oh, we just got back from a “MEET-A-MAXINE-SIBERT” gathering @ stevens uptown. *yums*

okay. the battle of the cam whores! my hair is gonna beat all your titties and cutesy faces *looks at ivan, terence and tin kit* there will be pix of the process (out much later cos im too lazy) and some pix taken after my hairdo. okay, it cost rm308 for cut + color + perm + treatment + mousse. okay right? since it was done in bukit bintang. sighs. i spent my last rm300 on my hair and i’ll be broke till chinese new year so please dont ask me out unless you’re willing to spend me. *pouts*

me @ the beginning

my hair all curled up

my hair being connected to wires

me in towels

priceless picture of sandy!

more pictures of my hair! YUMS!

ok, brain dead as im on the phone with berd now. *ponders on what to say* oh, my new hair. i guess because ive been swimming lately so i got tanner that this color doesnt really suit me anymore. im used to dying this hair usually, or something a little darker. been working on my tan but then it turned out uneven. sighs. and oh yea, last sat, i had two back to back parties to attend to. one in sunway and the other in sungai long. it was okay i guess. i as usual, did stupid stuffs and recommended them to others too. below are some pix.

birthday kiss for the birthday boy

scarecrow pose

kaki cacat

cheerleaders wannabes?

mangsa-mangsa tsunami (which directly translates to tsunami victims, much prettier versions though). lol. we were doing the “circle of friendship” thingy but i guess we got the wrong angle

and people, WHAT TYPE OF FACE SHAPE DO I HAVE? ive been wondering about that for a very long time. i guess its either “round” or “heart shape”. hur. and also, i know, im being super vain here. SUE ME! im very sure i am not even half as vain as sandy and berd. lol. that’s all for now. byes!

testimonials for my loved ones

testimonials for my loved ones

hi. i just got from nathans with the mamak gang. i missed the bak kut teh session because i “grounded” myself from going out as ive been out daily and last nite, i got a some sort of a major screwing session. but the sound of my beloved slurping yummy pork ribs is so tempting that i decided to “sneak” out but then, the shop was closing. *sighs* so the rest of the gang told me to meet them at nathan’s instead as a “consolation”. aw.. so sweet. and i bumped into my aunt there and the rest of the guys couldnt get over her beauty. they actually asked me for her num. crazy! she’s twenty years older than me, k. *piaks all of em*
ok, im feeling really tactful to my mamak gang, therefore, i will write them each, a testimonial. guys, if you dislike the pix i post of you, im sorry that you’re not photogenic. lol. *hugs*
MY #1’s (my guestbloggers, of course)
YEENG : who has not known of her existance yet, eh? she was, is and will always be my #1. my bestest best friend (yea, i know i sound like some schoolgirl but SUE me!) whom i’ve shared my ups and downs with umpteen times. we too, have had our rough moments and our happy moments. i love you, yeeng. i love you more than anyone else in this world. no matter how many guys there were who have stolen my heart away from you, you know, you’ll always be part of me. you’ll always be my girlfriend. YES, i know i sound damn pathetic with all the “i love you” crap, but it just shows how much i appreciate her for being there for me.
MAXINE : she is the person i knew the longest among everyone else mentioned. we were good buddies since my primary days back in penang. we then got seperated for about 5-6 years before we were brought back into each other’s lives thanks to the power of the internet. max and i are big time gossip buddies and recently, my new mamak kaki. <3. i still remember maxine as one of the "PLAYGIRLS" of convent pulau tikus back in std 5. yeah, babe, i remember you flirting at the school field with boys. tsk tsk*. i love you too! <3 MY MAMAK GANG
TERENCE : this is no doubt the closest person i am to among the rest of the mamak gang. how we first met was such a hilarious experience. terence mistook me as a stalker! i wont get into that cos then it’ll take me pages by pages and then you guys will be asleep by then. thank you terence for always being there for me and for always lending me a shoulder whenever i needed one to cry on. i know how ive disappointed and pissed you off but thanks for being so patient with all my nonsensical acts. someday, when im old and wrinkly with a dozen of grandchildren, i’ll tell them of my superhero, terence lee wei xing. arent you proud? aww…. *muacks*
BERNARD : okay, this guy just pissed me off about two hours ago but i quickly forgave him. he has this nature of taking candid shots of me and then “bluetooth” em to everyone. i think he’s fcking obsessed with me because i cant think of any other possible reasons on why he loves taking pix of me. he’s really really sweet and has a soft spot in him. he is my bully buddy and although he complains alot about the troubles of having to pick me up everytime we make plans to go out, i know he’ll still pick me up because he’s so sweet and adorable and … COLORFUL! im serious, he has a ready on make-up on his face all the time and i clearly remembered my dad used to nickname him, “opera boy”. ho ho ho. he is the most adorable penguin ive ever seen and the first penguin in the world who could shake his booties so well at zouk.
IAN : well, we have been through alot of shit and misunderstandings before. i seriously hope he has no more hard feelings about all of our “arguements”. he is one of the most gentleman ones among the rest. he used to buy me gifts whenever he goes to singapore. so sweet! even before we met, he already bought me lotsa gifts. *huggies* ian is always so talented at telling jokes (beats sandy’s monkey jokes anytime) and although some of them is super lame but it never fails to crack us all up. he’s the one who will make us laugh the hardest and one of the sweetest among all. also, girls will just melt whenever he speaks to them because he is quite a charmer! simply irresistable! *yums*
RAYMOND : well, he’s the one i knew longest among all the guys besides garick because we were schoolmates who barely see each other in school because we were like one of the most notorious “ponteng” kakis in school (quite a mouthful eh? lol). we werent really buddies then but we do talk online occasionally. raymond always had this “cool” attitude until today which sort of make people step away from him thinking he’s the “lan cee lan yong” (arrogant/snobbish) type. but seriously, after so many years of not seeing each other, somehow, we became friends and hung out in the same group. and he is the type of guy who would open the car door for the lady to step out and is always ready to protect us ladies from harm. he’s very sweet and he’s my personal car-instructor/consultant (which means he gives me tips on what to do with my car and how to do this and that..anything car related, that is). ray, you’re the man!
IVAN : this dude is the macho-est but the skinniest among all. how ironic is that. ive just come to realise that most of the mamak gang people are meaty and ivan outstands us all. he’s prolly three times smaller than me but he is somehow the macho-ish among all. he likes to shake his body when he talks (im very good at imitating it) and he likes to sweep his hair back whenever he talks. a temptation among any lady because of his good looks (well, he used to look good before he lost so much weight and became a male version of ally mcbeal). he’s also a “male” version of me (vice versa) because of our nocturnal habits. we both sleep during daytime and stay awake during the nite. also, he’s like the “yeeng to becky” as to terence. they cant live without each other. eternally bonded.
GARICK : i clearly remembered garick as one of the cutest guy back in my highschool. every girl in school knows him for his adorable baby looks then somehow, he left school a year later. plenty of years later, terence told me he has a cousin who was from my school and tah-dah, it was mr. garick goh. he is still adorable with those unmistakable baby looks. very gentleman and most likely, the most sensitive boyfriend material among all (i dunno, ive never dated any of them). i still remember my first time going clubbing with him and he has to pick a lesbian chick. LOL. please stay adorable and stop chomping!
SANDY : hur… the girl that even with 10,000 words, is not enough to describe her wild antics and weird fetish. sadly to say, i am pretty afraid of her because she has this big crush on my boobs. wait, a crush is an understatement, it’s most like AN OBSESSION! but that apart, from what i know her before her obsession, she was like a becky. she reminded me of me but with a more unpredictable and wilder side. she’s like a tigress which has the same amount of sexual appetite as me (which is huge) and she’ll make any guy drool whenever she passes by (that’s the only diff between me and her because guys run away when i walk pass, lol). i cant think of anything else cos most of it are better left censored. lol. nevertheless, i still think she’s someone you wouldnt want to miss having in your life.
LAWRENCE / ALFRED : no, your eyes were not playing tricks. this guy has two english names which confuses me at times. he is more like a clubbing buddy than a mamak kaki. am not really close but his smile is able to make you melt even from miles away. he’s garick’s best friend, btw and was also from the same highschool as me but then he left before i entered.
DHAO : yes, this is a new addition to the mamak gang as he just got back from aussie (but will be flying back soon, sniffles). this guy is adorable and no, im not the only one who thinks so. sorry, peeps, he’s untouchable as he’s happily attached to carina for four years. the only into-commitment person among all of us. he’s also my “driver” if terence and berd fails to pick me up. thank you so much dhao for being such a nice friend who is always ready to pick me up.
ISOBEL aka JU SHIN : hur. i love teasing her name. “ju on shin chan”. please dont call her that. she hates it. whooops? *hiaks* this girl is so so so quiet and no offence, iso, but you quite fail as a navigator. she’s the only person throughout my whole driving days that makes me reverse in the middle of a highway because she forgot to inform me about a turning. *tsk* but she’s really quite an interesting girl if you can get her to talk and she happens to be my primary schoolmate but we didnt know about each other’s existance then, though. what a small world, yea? and also, iso, thanks for introducing dan brown into my life. i love reading 600+ pages books for the first time. haha. btw, i think isobel would make the perfect gf because she is smart, fun and has this blur blur look on the face all the time but please, dont be fooled by it. she can be quite “naughty” too, you know. lol.
SABRINA : ha. this girl can never fail to amuse you. during one of the first few times i knew her, she msged me and asked me if i thought she was qualified to be a mtv vj and even wrote an email to mtv (but i dont know if she ever did send that mail though). i find her really pretty and she’s a mix of thai, portuguese and chinese. very mtv vj material so good luck, yea, sab. oh, and one more thing, she lives in a house that’s enough to shelter the whole mamak gang and their future families and grandchildrens and is an amazing cook. lol.
BRANDON aka TIN KIT : hur. the only guy in the whole gang who speaks like a tai lou. very witty and sarcastic, the type of guy that innocent young virgin girls would like because he portrays a “tai kor” attitude. no, that’s not an insult but rather, a compliment. innocent girls like naughty boys and erm, not that he falls under the “naughty boys category” but well, his overconfidence at times is pretty attractive. will be a big time heartbreaker in time to come. one thing funny though, he’ll always be the first to konk eventhough he’s the last to arrive whenever we’re drinking. funniest thing ive heard was he got drunk just by drinking half a can of … SHANDY! LOL. *cheers*


that’s all. i know it was abit draggy and boring but hey, im frigging stoning now so dont mind me. i’ll try to re-edit when im much more awake. and if your pix/name’s not there, it doesnt mean i dont love you. <3 anyway, below are some random pix taken for the past few days. i know, this is a fcking long entry, but WHEN ARE MY ENTRIES NOT FCKING LONG?! enjoy. more pix @ multiply.

me at sab’s swing

sandy, becky, sabrina and carina

chicken chop in bbq sauce from secret recipe, alamanda, putrajaya

kebab chicken with rice

chicken cordon bleu

dhao and his birthday presents

the car model which costed a bomb which we gave dhao. it sure caught alot of attention from the public. lol

some t-shirt i bought from alamanda, putrajaya

my second home. <3
the bar at chili’s

becky and terence @ the bar

terence and berd

garick and becky

chris and becky @ zouk

carina and dhao

hong and becky

becky and berd

terence and becky <3

okay. i need to recharge my batteries. more parties to attend tomorrow. nites!



“heaveen… heaven oh cant you help me…. im down on my knees please help me…” *sings out loud* heaven by nu flavor. AWESOME SONG ISNT IT?! our mission to send dhao to heaven last nite… ACCOMPLISHED! happy birthday dhao and may you be blessed with many happy moments. sounded like some hallmark card man. anyways, i’ll tell you about yesterday through pictures. easier, isnt it? im too lazy to tag my url on all the pix. it’s only 200×150 pix anyway. steal if you must. i’ll try my very best to narrate to you guys. (^^,)V


me and wern ching @ ming tien for dinner and the man utd vs liverpool match. YOU FCKING DISAPPOINT ME, LIVERPOOL!

me and i-wern

isobel, me, ray and berd before leaving ming tien

iso and me, all geared up @ ray’s

after waiting for the frigging cab for 30 mins, ray decided to drive straight and off we sped into the federal highway … (p/s: nice pink beetle! fully tinted. some royalty’s)

welcome aboard to thai club, peeps! er… that was the bar actually, blinded by disco lights O.o

dhao and ray daring one another

flaming lambo! i was suppose to have one too but konked before i could have mine.

intoxicated ian…

me and terence

garick being the gentleman, poured the lady a glass of whisky

… while terence played the “bartender” for the rest of them

ian started the william hung dance moves and we all got infected

sab and becks

cheers people! and the other “tak-tahu” malu groups cheered “yam seng” with us

me and my new found friends

ian and the rest trying to drown me in alco (boy, i love candid shots!)

“more ice, people?” yelled becky as she held a bucket of ice around

iso, sab and me as we went downstairs to get some fresh air

and i went back upstairs with a balloon. how neat is that?! *rolls eyes*

as everyone’s eyes were on my balloon, i found tin kit wasted. HOW CAN?! he’s one of the last ones to arrive and the first to konk? aww… man! *TSK*

and someone snapped a pix of me going down myself. thank god for ciggies, it helped me recover faster. and wait a min, is that sharon ZzZz-ing behind me? O.o

gang bang

gang bang II

gang bang III

after having enough of my pix taken, i went out for a fresh air and bumped into apple. kawaii neh. i forgot to take pix of tin kit sleeping on the staircase and i ran away with his awesome big-as-ivan’s-iron-churchbell-balls watch…

afro-ed sandy with lotsa nipple stickers and me

sandy and me again (boring wei, just the two of us)

and so we added jun seng and berd into the pix

tin kit cutting the gum of ray’s hair

may that unlucky bunch of hair rest in peace… *amen*

okay, the end. now, fucking hell! before i entered thai club, the guys asked us ladies for our ids. i joked to the bouncer, “hey, im a mother of two, man (and pretended to be pregnant with another). cant i enter?”. ian overheard and laughed out loud. i think the bouncer didnt think the id was mine. he kept checking my face and my pix on the id. apa lah! as usual, i did my FAMOUS trick! i smiled at him like how i usually smile at people to let them give in and it worked. aw… *BEAMS* hehe.
yesterday, a string of misfortunes happened. carina got pok mong, i got pok mong but by our very own nipple-stickered-afroed sandy who slapped my boobs in front of everyone like as though they were ping pong balls and had her hand and big hair rubbed all over me (man, im traumatised for life…), sab lost her phone, ray’s hair got stucked on a gum, birthday boy’s hair got burnt during a flaming lambo and teng teng teng… best of all… GARICK got spiked. pity that fella, man. but overall, it was an awesome nite although i retired from the dance floor two hours before it closes. after an awfully long mamak session, they headed to bak kut teh at klang/state (no idea which) and wait a min, did i just spot “dim sum” too in terence’s nick? omg. i think they went for dim sum and bak kut teh. so much for trying to lose weight, guys! *snickers*

and oh, one more thing. sandy mentioned the guys looked awfully GOOD last nite. the effects of alco, eh? i thought they looked DELICIOUS too. O.o and muacks, thanks for being SO NICE AND CARING TO ALL OF US LADIES last nite guys. <3 <3 <3. oh yea, before i chow for real, sab and me were eye-ing on this super tall guy (who fcking looks like one of my exes!) from his group of super tall guys friends (whom we first suspected were gays, lol) and we made berd try to snap pix of him by pretending to snap pix of us. tak jadi lah. *SIGHS* anyway, the complete album will be up soon @ multiply. stay tune! …till then, im going back to bed to fix this splitting headache of mine. tonite, more party @ sab’s. *yawns* nites!

lazy bum becks

lazy bum becks

(/edited) @ 15.01.05 1:32pm
EVERYBODY! check out this super cute sex postcards. awww… *slurps*
omggg… im getting lazier and lazier but hey, at least ive changed my very much outdated halloween layout. looks like im not all that lazy, eh? i know, i know, i have about 20 photo albums to upload but then my gallery’s down and dion darling is busy chasing chicks ever since his arrival in kl so yea, it wont be fixed till dion’s free. meanwhile, i’ll upload only important ones in my multiply account. evan, i’ll try to upload those malacca pix asap. sorry man. busy.
this week has been my busiest because my relatives from aussie came over and they’ve just left for sabah this morning. im kinda missing them already because we’ve sorta bonded for the past 7 days. over the years, i dont really talk to them or any of my any cousins because i was so proud and i think im the greatest and that the whole world revolves around me but thank god ive changed and boy was this a good beginning for 2005. evan, when is your turn to be in kl? hopefully, by this year, a’ight!
we did planet hollywood, bangsar twice, sunway lagoon, pasar malams, pool clubs, food shopping, movies, shopping, and shit loads more. phew. alot of dramas happened too but then im too lazy to talk about it. alot more stuffs happened for the past two weeks like how limkokwing offered me an account executive post, how my job agency found me a part-time copywriting job (but ive been pushing them to hurry up on the application), meeting interesting people (*drools*), having unwanted arguements and how much weight ive been putting on. but it’s okay, i’ll be swimming every two days once. i seriously need to lose weight. my cousin, jo, went backpacking in europe and came back half her size. now, that’s something i wanna do before i turn 30. it’s a must or i’ll consider myself a major failure.
below are some pix taken recently at sunway lagoon. my second time spending the whole day there. my cousin toppled at one of the slides and hit her head on it and then had bruises all over. it was a big drama alright. we then got her into the first aid on a wheel chair and all. damn pityful man…

me and cous jo infront of the wagon wheel ride

me and cous jo infront of the water park

us infront of the water park

me, stucked in between two floats

us with the floats

us, again

us on one of the rides

me, all drenched!

me on the suspension bridge

me with sunway city behind

the sunway lagoon resort

sunway pyramid

sunway lagoon resort again

the limestone exhibition

me at one of the photospots

me and the horse i hope to see my prince charming ride someday

okay, i know i always say i dislike sunway but sunway lagoon waterpark was nice. we did lotsa crazy stuffs there. hiaks. eh, cant blame me okay cos i spent my whole teen years growing up in sunway. sunway pyramid is still a no-no for me unless for movies. oh yea, dearest guestbloggers, where have you two been hiding? blog wei! okay, cant think of anything else to say. nites. *dances under the moonlight naked*

a new year, a new beginning!

a new year, a new beginning!

happy new year. how was your new year? i bet it was nothing filled with tears, yea? well, mine was but unfortunately, i am not supposed to tell. im sick, hurt and scarred for life. i will never forgive the person who caused all this. never ever. at least, not anywhere near soon. i wish people would just know the truth but unfortunately, i have to hide everything and let people think things are fine. let’s not get into that anymore.
as usual, new year, you do new resolutions. my new resolution is as always to lose weight (gained alot of extra kilos now), learn how to move on and stop clinging on to my horrible past and also, to have more quality friends. not that hard, right? well, i think the hardest would be to find quality friends. friends whom wont let you down and wouldnt hide secrets from you and backstab you. i know i am not one of those you would call quality friends but at least i dont backstab and wont usually let you down and if i know something is wrong about you, i will inform you, whether you like it. we all must learn from mistakes and sometimes, it takes another party to be able to point out those, right?
anyway, been meeting and bumping into lotsa friends lately. of course the now defunct pool gang is called mamak gang, lol. so far it’s berd (i see him almost everyday wei!), isobel, maxine, sunway gang, amanda, ping, lizzie, dion darling and many more. sorry for not linking yea? lazy ler… *pouts* below are some pix taken in the past few days.

bet you guys mustve heard about the tsunami quake that has hit from malaysia to tanzania. click here to light a candle for the victims. take care all of you. not really in the mood to say much. this year, will be a better year for me. hooray. *blows the horn*